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In her latest arrest it's according Amanda Bynes loud at police: "Don't you recognize World Health Organization I am?" 

They responded, "No, however we all know World Health Organization you were."

Q: What will Amanda Bynes use for birth control?

A: Her temperament

Q: however does one grasp you have found Amanda Bynes?

A: She has additional rappers in her than your Ipod

Q: Why does not Drake murder Amanda Bynes vagina?

A: concern issue does not have enough cash. 

Q: Why did Amanda Bynes shave her head? 

A: She wished the drapes to match the carpet. 

If a dealer gave you a pill referred to as "Amanda Bynes" would you are taking it?

Q: What will Amanda Bynes and Barbie have in common? 

A: they are each blonde, plastic and brainless! 

If somebody may win over Justin Bieber to drive Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Arhat off of a formation, we tend to may kill 2 birds with one assailant.

Q: What does one decision Amanda Bynes with 2 brain cells? 

A: Pregnant 

Q: Why could not Amanda Bynes dial 911? 

A: She could not realize the eleven 

Q: however does one get Amanda Bynes off of her knees?

A: Cum. 

Q: What will strike Amanda Bynes while not her even knowing it? 

A: an inspiration. 

Q: what is shorter than associate degree Asian's dick? 

A: Amanda Bynes' temper. 

Amanda Bynes walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has "Drake Fever" 

Doctor: Nope it's Herpes! 

Amanda Bynes de jure modified her name to "Da Bynes" as a result of she's associate degree freelance lady World Health Organization do not would like "aman".

Amanda Bynes is star within the sequel of "Dude, Where's My Car?"

If Britney Spears survived 2007, will that mean Amanda Bynes can survive 2013?

"Nervous Breakdowns" ar currently classified on three totally different levels: Minor, Major, and Amanda Bynes. 

Dear Amanda Bynes, Aaron Hernandez can murder your duct.

So Crazy

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy I told her to try to to the golem.....and currently R2D2 has AIDS 

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy she did the splits and gave the ground a hickey! 

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy she hides her own Easter eggs.

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy shes allergic to Alcohol, Marijuana, and customary Sense.

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy that her crazy act on "The Amanda Show" was real.

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy she place court game balls within the microwave to visualize if they will hatch.

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy she named her pet equine "Spot".

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy she feels like a cabbage patch child with a blonde weave and goes around business others ugly.

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy her main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.

Amanda Bynes therefore crazy I asked her the way to spell member, and she or he aforementioned you ought to have asked Maine last night it absolutely was at the tip of my tounge. 

Celebrity Drivers

Amanda Bynes was driving down the highway, her iPhone rang. 

Answering, she detected her moms voice desperately warning her, "Amanda, I simply detected on the news that there is a automobile going the incorrect means on I-278. Please be careful!"

"Hell," aforementioned Amanda, "It's not only 1 automobile. It's many them!"

Riding A Horse

Standing beside a brave  entire, Amanda Bynes decides she should ride this animal despite having no previous riding expertise. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, pace through a lush inexperienced grassland.

Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she or he finds herself elated over the liberty she is experiencing.

Once again, the glorious animal picks up speed except this point her ignorance gets the higher of her. She finds herself barely able to droop on.

The surprised horse is currently in a very dead run and also the stunning blonde finds herself hanging off to at least one facet of the horse, her head simply inches from the bottom... catastrophe seconds away.

She begins to frantically scream for facilitate once all of a explosive.........

Victor, the Wal-Mart door man, sedately walks up and unplugs the ride.