Humor
A blonde is speeding down a freeway when she is stopped by a highway patrol officer. The officer asks if he can see her driver's license. The blonde replies angrily, "I wish you guys would make up your minds! Just yesterday one of you took away my license, and now today you expect me to show it to you!" A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The Doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering up the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which, that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag, cut a hole in it to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked the blond to then read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting Glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames." A b